FAQS

  • Where does Caveman Cafeteria deliver?
    Caveman Cafeteria delivers anywhere in the 48 states with FedEx Express Overnight Delivery or FedEx Next Day Ground Shipping (in Colorado).
  • What is Caveman Cafeteria all about?
    Caveman Cafeteria is the gourmet meal service leading America toward a simplified paleo lifestyle.  We remove the guesswork from the BEST thing you can do for your wellness by creating a new gourmet menu each week that is always free of grains, added sugars & processed oils. FedEx delivers directly to your doorstep to help you enjoy a simplified paleo lifestyle. With a 100% money-back guarantee, you can rest assured that this is the answer to your food problems, or your money back!
  • How does the 100% money-back guarantee work?
    If you do not enjoy the food, just let us know by Thursday of your first week and we will cancel your subscription starting the next week and refund 100% of your money.  We are pretty sure you are going to LOVE the food, but if not, we’ve got you covered!
  • How does Caveman Cafeteria meal service work?
    Simple! Go to the ‘Get Started’ tab, and select a weekly subscription if you are outside of Colorado. Colorado clients may choose weekly or monthly subscriptions. Weekly clients receive six meals every Wednesday. Monthly clients (Colorado only) receive four meals on Wednesday & six more meals on Friday. The meals you receive on Wednesday last through Sunday and the meals you receive on Friday stay fresh through the following Tuesday so you can keep a few in the refrigerator at work for Monday & Tuesday if you need lunch those days. When you subscribe by Wednesday at Midnight, your meal service will begin the following Wednesday. The auto-renewing payment can be suspended at any time by logging into your account. This delays your auto-renewal payment by as many days as you suspend your account so you will not be charged when you need to take a pause. If you have any more questions about how the meal service works, email them to info@cavemancafeteria.com and we will respond by the end of the next business day.
  • How do I stop delivery for a particular day?
    Easy! Just login to your account on our website and place your account on hold.  You must do this by Midnight on Wednesday for the following week.
  • How many days per week is the meal service?
    It’s up to you! We simply deliver twice weekly a total of 10 meals that will stay fresh until your next meal delivery so you can choose when to enjoy your meals!
  • How many calories am I consuming?
    Our medium portion meals are between 400-500 calories, and the portions increase by roughly 100 calories for large & extra large portions.
  • How do I reheat my food?
    Simple! Just follow the re-heating instructions that we send you with your meals!
  • How do I continue getting meals without any interruptions?
    Unless you choose a one-month subscription, you will automatically be signed up for a recurring subscription so you will continue to receive meals until you need to skip a delivery or cancel your subscription!
  • What can I do to maximize the program’s effectiveness?
    The best thing you can do to maximize your results is to eat as paleo as possible for at least 6 full days per week. When you deprive your body of the excess carbohydrates that are part of the Standard American Diet, you will begin to burn fat for energy.  You will feel better and begin to lose weight effortlessly.  This works best if you only cheat one day per week so your body is fat-burning for the remainder of the week.
  • What makes Caveman Cafeteria’s meal service more effective than all the others?
    Our food tastes better than any other meal service that we have come across, period.  The bottom line is that you will not enjoy a meal service unless the food tastes incredible.
  • Can I afford this program?
    Americans spend less on our food as a percentage of our income than most any other advanced nation.  We are used to cheap food that destroys our bodies, the earth, and doesn’t even taste good!  At Caveman Cafeteria, we feel that cheap has already been done when it comes to food.  This is a service for people who understand the value in eating real food that is made from scratch by a real person using premium products. This may not be a way for you to save money on your monthly food budget (unless you eat out a lot!) but it is a way to take roughly the same amount you are already spending and getting BETTER food with ZERO stress, helping you enjoy a simplified paleo lifestyle.
  • How will you deliver if I don’t have a doorman?
    We do not require signature with our FedEx delivery.
  • What if I don’t need to lose weight?
    The amazing thing about Paleo eating is that you will lose weight until you reach ideal body composition, and then you will effortlessly maintain.  If you don’t need to lose weight, you will effortlessly maintain your ideal body composition simply by eating paleo.
  • How long before I can expect results?
    If you eat strictly paleo for one week, you should start to feel significantly more energetic and start to lose weight as well.  Results vary, but most people lose a significant amount of weight within the first 3 months if following a strict paleo diet at least 6 days per week.
  • Do you have a referral program?
    Yes! For each client that you refer to us who subscribes for at least one full month subscription, you receive $25 off your next month subscription.
  • What if I have high cholesterol?
    Paleo style eating is the best thing you can do for your wellness.
  • Can Caveman Cafeteria’s meal service help diabetes?
    Paleo style eating is the best thing you can do for your wellness.
  • What if I am pregnant or nursing?
    Paleo style eating is the best thing you can do for your wellness.
  • Can I drink alcohol?
    You can do whatever you want, but if you want to be ‘paleo’ you should limit your drinks to an occasional red wine or tequila! No beer except for cheat days, that’s just liquid bread!
  • What attitude should I have towards food?
    Food is fuel for your body.  The path to wellness starts with food.
  • What should I do for breakfast since Caveman Cafeteria’s meal service is only lunch & dinner?
    Breakfast is the least expensive and easiest meal to make yourselves, and also the one that people are most likely to skip. We recommend frying up some bacon & eggs within a half hour of waking up in the morning to keep you satisfied until your Caveman Cafeteria lunch!
  • What can I drink?
    Water, water, or water! Stay away from juice (just a bunch of sugar) and of course any other sugary drinks to include ‘sports’ drinks.
  • What if I am on medication?
    Our food is medicine too, enjoy it!
  • What if I am going out of town & want the delivery to a different address?
    Simple!  Just go into your account and change your shipping address.
  • Are there ever times that Caveman Cafeteria might not be able to deliver my meals?
    We usually take Christmas and other major holidays off if they fall on a delivery day, but not more than a handful of times per year.
  • What is the best way to keep my Caveman Cafeteria meals cool?
    Place them in a refrigerator at home or work as soon as you can after receiving shipment!

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